Sunday, October 30, 2016

Unexpected/Uninvited small visitor!

 So yesterday was Saturday. We got up early and took a trip as a family to the grocery store/mall. It was cool having the fellas join me for a change, especially G3. You know he's getting to the age where he would much rather be alone in his room than hang out with his amazingly awesome parents.....actually come to think of it, he's always been a loner! Hee hee hee. I have no problem with it.  He is is own person. He knows what he likes and doesn't like. 

So we got home put away our things and got settled in for the rest of the day. I was stretched out on the couch, Ville was on the lap top sitting in the chair, and G3....was in his room! As I started to dose back off, I hear our door open......and in walks a rather small human. Blonde hair, blue eyes, looking down at the electronic device he held in his small palms. As the door was opening, I could see Ville rising from his seat at the same time saying, " Hey, can I-" When we both saw who was standing there we both were like WTH! ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? DUDE! WHAT IS HAPPENING? He just stands there for a minute, looks at us and turns back around. CLEARLY, Lil Wolfgang (not his name) was in the wrong flat!! Ville follows him asking, "where's your dad?" I was to shocked to pay any attention to what his response was. My husband, "The Teacher" (always in teacher mode when kids are around) follows him out, down the hall to the other couple  of flats on the first floor. They eventually made it out the front doors, down the sidewalk and back down along the back walk path.  WHAT. IN. THE. WORLD.

DISCLAIMER: I am not my husband! Let me just put this out there. Those who know me WELL, and I mean REALLY WELL, know that I woulda sent him out my door and told him to go find his people on his own. I don't do kids. I'm not mean. I just don't do other peoples kids. My days at Alpha Montessori are in the PAST!! I loved it while it lasted it, but I am a different person now. I have patience for a choice few of children that are not mine. Chances are they are only the ones who belong to those who follow this blog. Don't get me wrong, Tam love the kids......just not all the kids! You feel me? 

So, I'm standing outside waiting for him to return. He comes walking down the side walk, grinning and shaking his head and says, " you betta blog about this!" Turns out Lil Wolfgang (again, NOT his name) had walked away from a cookout his parents were attending at a flat not far from ours. Upon seeing Ville walking behind him they say, " Oh, there you are!" Ville was like, "yeah, he kinda wandered into our place mistakenly." They were like, "oh okay." UMMMMMMMMM.......................OH. OKAY? That's it? No, thank you so much? ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? YOUR KID WANDERED WHO KNOWS HOW LONG AROUND THE COMPOUND AND YOU ONLY SAY, OH. OKAY?  You CLEARLY did not even notice he was really missing. 

Now, I'm glad to know and am very appreciative of the fact that our place of residence is very safe. Secure. Gated. 24 hour security. Obviously, we had our door unlocked, which helped facilitate this entire escapade! But DOGGONE IT!!! WATCH YOUR DARN KIDS!!!! I am amused, but annoyed at the same time. This is definitely the most bizarre incident since we got here. 

At the end of the day, Lil Wolfgang made it back safely to where he had wandered (unnoticed) away from and we had a good laugh. Here's hoping if that happens again, that this is the same outcome! Watch your kids people!!  Watch 'em!!

Know that I love ya! Mean it!

2 comments:

  1. Love it!! Great chuckle for today!

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  2. I'm just, well, I'm just shocked. Not even worried, not even a thank you. Wouldn't have ended this way in "the city". ijs

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